Emma Jane has just had a baby
And Bruce, he is very proud
It was a girl so both are delighted
But kept her name secret they vowed
It wasn't a big child I heard some one say
And was born quite late in the night
But mother and child are both doing well
And Bruce is doing alright
She has ten tiny finger and ten tiny toes
Blue eyes and a sweet little chin
She is as pretty as one could hope for
And to Bristol she already bin.
I'll tell you her name. It is Sophie Anne
That name took a long time to choose
It had to be something different with taste
Together they both had to muse
Nannies and Grandpa's Uncles and Aunts
Too many to count on one hand
One mum and dad, who are the best,
For Sophie, there baby so grand.